Tuesday, 10 September 2013


A top Bollywood director known for his ever-changing arm candies who consist of sexy young boys has got himself in hot waters, literally caught with his pants down. Now its open knowledge among pretty boys that a trip to his offices leads via a little rumba in the couch or sofa or the very convenient tiger skin floor spread or the plush bear skin lounge quite the centre-piece in his private chambers, one hears. But this boy who wants to make it on his own did not inform the A list director that he also happens to be related to a powerful actor. So happily he trooped to the office of his idol in whose new film he was hopeful of a role, with his thick folio, alas of which was no need, as he soon discovered. On reaching for audition, the boy was handed a set of dialogues from the director’s new film asked to wait in the director’s private office and the boy could not believe his super-luck. So like a good little boy he practiced his lines ready to deliver on cue.

The super–busy director finally arrived a good hour late, and got straight to the point, pun unintended. Briskly giving him a once-over the powerful man asked him to strip and get on the couch. The stunned boy stood frozen which turned to embarrassment when the man started taking off his pants. At this point the boy yelped and made for the door leaving the dumbfounded director with more than his tongue hanging out and headed straight to his powerful actor cousin. We hear some very angry calls and threats laced with choicest of expletives have come the director’s way who was heard complaining at the ‘injustice’ of it all. He after had no idea the boy was ‘apne ghar ka hi bachha’and so fair game !

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