WHEN THE KAT’S AWAY

The cat is away and the mice will play. With girlfriend Katrina Kaif busy with her sister’s shaadi in London, who is this mystery date Ranbir Kapoor has stacked up in Mumbai's posh Santa Cruz building apartment? The occupants of the building swear to Ranbir’s nocturnal visits in his swanky new car at odd hours. But arrey…. just by the way…. is it a coincidence that Papa Rishi Kapoor has in the meanwhile issued a strict dictat to him to tone down the ‘besharmi’ in the house? Apparently the dating shating has been curtailed at their Krishna Raj residence, and we assume its ok that the kapoor chirag conducts his business outside the house. Though we are confused as to is papa really angry with ranbir over his numerous casual dalliances?

Rishi Kapoor says in an interview that

‘’There are x y z girls in the house all the time and…’ wink wink ‘…I don’t think ‘x’ knows about ‘y’ or ‘y’ knows about ‘z’.’

Followed by a ‘’aakhir abhi nahin karega tau kab karega’’

If this is what constitutes a scolding then Rishi Kapoor might as well have handed Ranbir a badge of honour for his accomplishments with the ladies ??

So when papa has for all purposes blessed ‘rangeela’ Ranbir fir kya problem hai ?  He just needs to take care that ‘x’ apartment-waali should NOT know about ‘y’ apartment-waali….or the ….yup you get it.

Besharam Badtameez!!!

She had been in a visibly bad mood from the moment she came to the bollywood award show party. Her superstar boyfriend, known for his roving eye, was not spending enough time with her and she was feeling depressed. Craving his company she had succumbed to secret midnight visits to her boyfriend’s pad but that was seen as a a desperate attempt to keep tabs on the man and make sure that their relationship works out.

Matters came to a head when at a recent award show they were spotted having a heated argument. The reason was not the superstar’s growing closeness with his stunning ex but his new fondness for another sexy and young energetic actress known for her mesmerizing jhatka matkas. Now the superstar is not the sort of chap who likes to be told where to make his friends but (close friends say) he is at his wits end on how to deal with the jealous girlfriend’s unreasonable demands and jealous fits. So when at this late night private party which happened after the award show the sexy young energetic actress sidled towards the superstar and was getting too over friendly with him the jealous girlfriend saw red. And pointedly ignored the young actress to send the message home, but the actress quite a live wire bizli could not care less. Of course the superstar, who loves being the center of attention, made no attempts to restrain the sexy young thing which only made her more bold and brazen and She soon started teasing him loudly with badtameez comments like ‘Tu tau aivein hi patt gaya’ (meaning I hooked you so easily) …And He caught up in the joie de vivre moment was heard making besharam (intimate and inappropriate) repartees on her ‘deewani jawani’ like ‘theek se baith—sit properly—’.

The two young people were obviously having a ball exchanging cheesy liners and all that when the superstar’s pouty Laila lost it and staged a pointed walked out !! But what’s worse the superstar did not move an inch to get his girlfriend back and  proceeded to have a whale of a time with the sexy young actress in the party which lasted till morning.