YAMLA CANT POP SAALA

They stay together ...they play together ...and, mashallah they Pop together!! They are the hunky macho Deol men. Problem yeh hai ki the still Gram Dharam and macho bhaiiya Sunny get all the eyeballs while little Bobby, well errr.... So Papaji and badhe bhaiiya tried to boost little Bobby's confidence by giving a big party, to shoot the title track of their new film. Of course Bobby was supposed to be the centre of attention at the do. And thats when the problem began. Bobby was all set to open a beautifully wrapped champagne bottle on cue and the photogs waited excitedly for their perfect shot. Seconds changed to minutes. But try as he might poor Bobby just could not get the bubbly to pop.

HE HUFFED and HE PUFFED ...and HE TWISTED .. and HE FLEXED .. but the stubborn bottle just would not budge. Bobby's forehead was now laced with sweat and his face a beetroot red as he felt a hundred eyes on him looking on with amusement.

Its not a good thing naa to be a Punjabi munda and not be able to pop the bubbly !! Bobby could not pop the cork even after trying repeatedly. He kept on trying to open the bottle, but could not. Then his costar a hottie firang in an attempt to helo the beleagured hero took the bottle saying ..'must be stuck it happens--' when unexpectedly she managed to turn the cork easily, the bottle popped and champagne gushed out with force leaving the deeply mortified hero covered with white coloured foam!!

IMPORTED 'ITEM'

Hey bhagwan ! you will say. But its true my Burberry scarf ki kasam. This blonde beauty was sitting between the two well-known regional superstars, one a mashoor Bhojpuri actor and another young Punjabi star. Jammed firmly between the stars she waited for the presser to start in the jam-packed hall. She sat mutely looking slightly overwhelmed with a very aggressive media but largely refused to answer the questions flying around. Finally, with great fanfare the stunning blonde item girl was introduced. The producer explained that the blonde beauty, who was doing a sex

y item number in the film, was from Slovakia and though the girl could understand angrezi she hardly spoke any English. So naturally every time a question was directed at the mesmerizing blonde the producer or the PR butted in. She was after all the item girl of the film, she was not there to speak but an item to show but would give stiff competition to reigning foreign imports in Btown from Sunny, Katrina to Nathalia, Yana and Claudia and more. Chalo... So what was the kaam of the goongi gudiya at a presser where she cannot speak? Eyeballs and more eyeballs. The stunner was easy on the eye and wore a revealing dress which hardly left anything to imagination. The still photogs and cameramen were too enamoured with the doll and seemed more than content with her ‘darshan’. The press conference over the photo ops happened and the foreign beauty was asked to pose in indescribable ways when the unthinkable happened!!

A thin looking cameraman lost his footing and his chunky camera tripod fell on the blonde beauty queen’s dainty foot. ‘’Bhen**** !!’’ she screamed quite clearly in a thick Punjabi accent.

Hope the producers were able to convince the press that the Bhen**** is a Slovakian cuss.